An elk (as in the kind with antlers) wearing a turtleneck stands up on stage and holds an index card. Several elk silhouettes are visible in the foreground, watching.

Elk: Thank you, Professor von Thinkovich! Wasn't that incredible? Our next presenter is Professor Brainley.

Cut to Brainley on stage, spotlight on him, a vaguely duck-shaped piece of origami next to him. He looks a little stunned.

Brainley: I...er....

The origami spotaneously combusts, shooting out huge flames.

Brainley: (silence)