Professor Brainley is standing facing the audience. There is a badger on his head.
Brainley: Hi, I'm Professor Brainley.
Brainley: You may be wondering, "Brainley, why is there a badger on your head?"
Brainley: Well, the answer is simple.
Brainley: It's a science badger.
Brainley: It's how you can tell I'm a scientist.