Comic Transcript

Brainley and Dobbsey are standing in the lab.

Brainley: Good news! I've invented something which will settle the zodiac confusion once and for all!

Dobbsey: Oh?

Brainley pulls out a display stand with some indistinct diagrams on it.

Brainley: Behold: The metric zodiac! No more worrying about seasonal vs star alignment. Just 10 simple decimal-based signs!

Dobbsey: That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard this week.

Brainley: You're just saying that because you're a Capricorn-8.3.