Dobbsey and Alternate Brainley are still talking.

Alternate Brainley: Listen, whatever you do, don't tell the Dean I'm here.

Dobbsey: Okay, sure, whatever.

Alternate Brainley leaves. Dobbsey begins reading a newspaper. The newspaper headline is "Moose runs amok".

Brainley shows up.

Dobbsey: ...how did you get your mustache to do that?

Brainley: Turtle wax! Thanks for noticing. Listen, whatever you do, don't tell the Dean I'm here, okay?