Brainley is sitting in the lab speaking on the phone. The phone resembles a standard landline telephone, but there is a mechanical arm coming out of the base holding the headpiece up to Brainley.

Brainley: Writer's strike? But this was supposed to be the big Weasel Rodeo Week! What are we supposed to do instead?

Brainley: Improvise something? Uh...

Zoom out. Brainley looks up at McMoosington, who is dressed in jeans, dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, bolo tie, large cowboy hat with hatband, and a belt with a belt buckle shaped like the state of Texas. He is holding a corndog horizontally in each hoof.

McMoosington (singing): Rawhiiiide

Brainley: ...I'll get back to you.

Cut to title card.

Narrator: BRAIN COMICS PRESENTS: HAMLET --- A TRAGEDY IN FIVE PANELS