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Brainley and Dobbsey are talking in the lab.

Brainley: Did you hear about the drug cartel they caught smuggling cocaine in sharks?

Dobbsey: Really? Huh. I wonder how they got caught.

Cut to a shot of a large shark walking through a metal detector, fins outstretched. It has a big laser strapped to the back of its head. Two robots with "TSA" labels are monitoring the shark.

TSA Droid #1: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take the laser off. It's setting off the metal detector.

The second TSA droid is looking at a scanner display showing a GI tract full of small egg-shaped packets.

TSA Droid #2: Hmm...

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Shark drug smuggling is serious business.

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Brain Comics #187 originally published 2009-06-19.

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