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Brainley and Dobbsey are in the lab.

Brainley: Hey, check out this home beauty care robot I built!

We swich to a zoom of Dobbsey confronted with a robot about half the size of himself, which looks remarkably like a Dalek except it has a round, bristly brush where a plunger would normally be.

Robot (in a jagged, blocky font): exfoliate EXFOLIATE EXFOLIATE

Dobbsey stares.

Dobbsey: Um.

Dobbsey looks up at Brainley, who is offscreen.

Dobbsey: You know, I think I like my face the way it is.

The robot waves its brush menacingly.

Robot: I.AM.THE.SUPERIOR.BEAUTY.PRODUCT