Title: It's that time of the year again! Time for the

Title: BRAIN COMICS HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA

Title: Sponsored by Puddini (tm)

Title: *Bob Hope not included

Title: A Professor Brainley Christmas

The lab is festooned with streamers. McMoosington is wearing a Santa hat and is clutching a package while talking to Brainley.

Brainley: Merry christmas! It's a combination pudding maker and sandwich grill. I call it a puddini press.

McMoosington: Wow, thank you! Tapioca on rye, here I come!

The camera pans to the left to Dobbsey talking privately to Brainley.

Dobbsey: ...isn't that one of last year's rejected inventions?

Brainley: That depends.

Dobbsey: On?

Brainley: On whether or not you want the steam-powered bowtie rack that I hid in the supply closet instead of destroying it like the dean requested.

Dobbsey: Objection withdrawn!

Title: Festival of Cherenkov Radiation

Brainley, Dobbsey, and McMoosington are in the lab. McMoosington is holding his hooves up to his mouth in concern.

Brainley: Okay, I've checked all the doors, we really are locked in. Worse, nobody will be here to notice for another eight days.

Brainley: In other bad news...the nuclear reactor that powers the lab only has one day's worth of fuel left.

Narrator: Eight days later...

We see the characters much as they were before, but now McMoosington is waving a sandwich.

Brainley: The reactor is still going! It's a miracle!

McMoosington: I still haven't run out of pudding for my sandiwch press! It's a miracle!

Dobbsey: I still haven't run out of patience with you two. It really is a miracle!

Title: Terra Invictus

Brainley is alone in the dark outside, standing with a smallish satellite dish under a starry sky.

Brainley: That's it! I've had it with this dark winter nonsense! I'm gonna fix this axial tilt problem once and for all!

Brainley: I...huh. I never noticed just how beautiful the stars were on a clear winter's night.

Dobbsey (offscreen): Professor, stop trying to destroy the Earth and come back inside! McMoosington made butterscotch BLTs.

Brainley: Ooh, pudding!