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Brainley and Dobbsey are speaking on a counter in the lab.

Dobbsey: So, my cousin Bernard's visiting from New England. I thought maybe I'd show him the lab.

Brainley: What? Oh, yes, yes, certainly.

Dobbsey: There's something I should warn you about - don't discuss the fishing industry with him. You see, he's a lobsterman.

Brainley: Ah, yes, the plight of the New England lobstermen, braving the ocean to bring lobsters to our dinner tables.

Dobbsey: Well, actually, what I meant was --

Bernard walks in. He is a very large anthropomorphic lobster.

Bernard: I just flew here from Boston, and man are my claws tired!