Brainley is standing next to the Grammarphone.

Brainley: Aha! By adding a markov chain algorithm and using email archives as training texts, I think I've finally got the Grammarphone working properly. Let's try this again.

Grammarphone: Invest $25 and get a million back! Funded by a Nigerian prince! Recruit your friends! And remember, it's not a pyramid scheme, it's a peer-to-peer marketing opportunity!

Brainley: Oh no, I forgot to use a spam filter on the email archives! This isn't a markov chain - it's a markov chain letter!