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Brainley and Dobbsey in the lab again. Brainley is wearing sunglasses and has an overstuffed suitcase with an "Aruba" sticker on it.

Dobbsey: Ah, Professor. Plotting another wacky scheme? Possibly...suitcase-related?

Brainley: Not this time! I'm taking off for a while. Just me, the open road, and the wind ruffling through my mustache.

Dobbsey: But...no! You can't go! Who will take over for you while you're on vacation?

Brainley: Relax. I've got it all under control.

Brainley: My lecture hall students will perceive nothing out of the ordinary...

Cut to shot of a cardboard-cutout Brainley with a cardboard-cutout word balloon saying "GO AWAY".

Brainley: And Professor McMoosington has graciously agreed to take over my research.

Cut to a shot of a large brown moose with his head stuck in the pudding cannon. The cannon is labelled "Cosby 6000", but the number 6 is just taped over the label.

McMoosington: Pudding!