Brainley is wearing a very long prosthetic nose.

Brainley: Tada!

Dobbsey: Professor! Have you been telling fibs again?

Brainley: What? Oh, no, this is for my new sport: Nose Jousting!

Cut to dramatic sports statistics screen of Brainley and his opponent.

Narrator: Name: Cyrano de Bergerac Nose Length: 17" Secret Weapon: Steve Martin

Narrator: Name: Professor Brainley Nose Length: 14" Secret Weapon: SCIENCE!