Brainley, Dobbsey, and Alternate Brainley are in the lab.
Dobbsey (to Alternate Brainley): Okay, so...you're Brainley, but from an alternate dimension?
Alternate Brainley: That's right.
Dobbsey: So which one of you is evil?
Brainley: Er?
Dobbsey: Well, traditionally, the alternate with facial hair is the evil twin, right? So one of you must be evil.
Brainley: Well...I've always thought of myself as chaotic neutral, frankly.
Alternate Brainley: I would be chaotic neutral, but I accidentally melted all my dice. With lasers.