Two cats sit in another part of the lab and watch Brainley and Dobbsey from a distance. One cat, Ferdinand, is stripey with short hair. The other, Oolong, is solid-colored and far more fluffy.

Narrator: Meanwhile...

Ferdinand: I'm telling you. They're planning something.

Oolong: How do you figure?

Ferdinand: Well, you know how someone's always digging around in our litterbox? I think they're stealing our droppings.

Oolong: The fiends! I worked hard to make those.

Ferdinand: I think those scientists must be planning on using them for some diabolical purpose.

Oolong: But why...?

Ferdinand: It's a CONSPIRACY. A POO CONSPIRACY.