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A coach interior. From out the window we see the hamster sitting on a doorstep somewhere nibbling on a piece of piece of swiss cheese.

Hamster: Nom nom

Visiting Royal Dignitary: Jeeves, look at that hamster! He has a remarkably noble air about him, don't you think?

Jeeves: Yes, your majesty. Now, about this visit with the Governor that was scheduled...

Hamster: Om nom nom

Visiting Royal Dignitary: Yes, yes, that's fine. But look at him! I wonder what he'd look like with his own tiny hat.

Jeeves: Delightful, I'm sure. Now, we really don't have time...

Hamster: Nom.

Visiting Royal Dignitary: And look, he's eating Swiss cheese! I bet he has foreign policy experience. Stop the carriage! I think we've found our new ambassador.

Jeeves: *sigh* Yes, your majesty.