Ferdinand and Oolong are walking.

Ferdinand: Man, it sure was nice of the king to give us that soup.

Oolong: Just like the sign said!

Ferdinand: It kinda has me wondering, though. I mean, what kind of king gives out soup? And with such strange ingredients?

Oolong: Why, what'd you get?

Ferdinand: Grapefruit cheese soup. You?

Oolong: It just said 'pants'.