Title: Professor Brainley answers your follow-up questions!

Brainley (talking to someone offscreen): What? Another one? Didn't we just do this? I mean, really, I -- er, hello everyone!

Brainley: So some of you might be wondering: Professor, why on earth would you create a sculpture of yourself? It turns out the reason has nothing to do with how handsome I am!

Brainley: Here's what really happened...

Cut to a shot of a closed door labelled "Dean".

Dean (from behind the door): And I expect to see you at that faculty meeting.

Brainley (also from behind the door): Oh, you'll see me alright!

Dean: And no holograms this time!

Brainley: No, no, of course not.