Brainley and the Dean are sitting in the Dean's office. Brainley is sitting on the Dean's desk; the Dean sits behind it, looking at a piece of paper.

Dean: Well, this is a very impressive list of inventions, but I'm concerned that you've been neglecting your teaching duties.

Brainley: Sure I teach! What about the teach-mo-tron 2000?

Cut to a shot of an animal sounds wheel toy standing upright on a desk. Written behind and above it on the chalkboard is BIOLOGY 101. The four animals on the toy are a turtle (with a ninja headband), a cow, a moose that looks suspiciously familiar, and a certain stripey cat.

Teach-mo-tron 2000: The cow goes...mooooooo.

Cut back to the Dean's office.

Dean: I'm not convinced you actually invented that.

Brainley: I made it shoot lasers at the students if they didn't pay attention.

Dean: Yes, that was another thing we needed to talk about...