Narrator: And now...

Title: hamlet

McMoosington is wearing a sheet with holes cut out for his eyes and antlers. He is waving his arms at Brainley, who is wearing a simple crown.

McMoosington (as GHOST): Hamlet, it's me, your father! Also I'm a ghost!

Brainley (as HAMLET): So you're my....Ghost Dad? Funny, you don't look like Bill Cosby.

McMoosington: Pudding!

Brainley: Close enough.

GHOST DAD leaves.

Servant (from offscreen): Sir, the troupe of actors you sent for has arrived!

Brainley: Well tell them it's too late, we already had to start the play without them!

The Dean is in period clothing and wearing a large crown. He is waving a small box at Brainley.

Dean (as CLAUDIUS): I am deeply troubled by this play you've commissioned!

Brainley: Troubled...because you killed my father!

Dean: No, because there's no popcorn! All I could find is this expired box of pudding pops. Who catered this thing?

Ferdinand and Oolong are dressed in period clothing; Ferdinand is consulting a bundle of papers marked SCRIPT.

Ferdinand (as GUILDENSTERN): According to this we're to be placed in a radioactive box and shipped to England.

Oolong (as ROSENCRANTZ): So...we might be dead?

Ferdinand: Only if anyone's still watching the play at that point.

Dobbsey is standing amidst a huge cloud of smoke.

Dobbsey (as FORTINBRAS): Oh, what a tragedy! I told them laser dueling in the walk-in fireworks storage closet was a bad idea!

Title: fin

Cut to shot of Brainley (sans costume) sitting next to the phone from the previous comic. He is speaking on the phone.

Brainley: Well, what do you think? Hello? Hel-?

Brainley (to audience): They hung up.