Close-up on a very stereotypical-looking vampire - slicked back hair with triangular front, big nose, fangs, bow-tie, cape. He is holding up a hand threateningly while the other hand holds his cape close.

Dracula: Blagh!

McMoosington ducks into frame. The vampire does not react.

McMoosington: Hi, I'm Professor McMoosington!

Brainley (offscreen): Cut!

McMoosington ducks down to talk to Brainley, who's wearing a director's cap and round, shiny sunglasses.

Brainley: Um, McMoosington, that's not a real vampire. It's an animatronic for my new movie.

McMoosington: Ooh! What's it called?

Brainley: Dracula vs The Planet of the Apes.