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A shot of an empty corridor. A sign hangs on the wall: "Beware of the LORG".

McMoosington walks past the sign, then does a double-take. He peers at the sign suspiciously.

McMoosington walks in on Brainley and Dobbsey in the lab. Brainley is sitting with an apple on his head. Dobbsey is holding a bow; a single arrow lies on the ground next to him and a quiver of arrows is leaning against him.

McMoosington: What's a LORG?

Brainley stands up. The apple falls off his head. Dobbsey has set the bow down; he looks up at McMoosington.

Brainley: A dreaded beast. Legend says it sneaks up on unsuspecting net work technicians in the guise of a computer network!

McMoosington: Oh no!

The apple has rolled off the set.

Brainley: Or sometimes...a pony.

Dobbsey raises an eyebrow at Brainley. McMoosington claps his hands together under his chin excitedly.

McMoosington: PONY!