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Brainley and Dobbsey are in the lab, along with a spray can.

Brainley: What a stroke of luck! You're here just in time to help me try out my latest invention - anti-werewolf spray!

Dobbsey: Um, Professor, there aren't any werewolves here. In fact, I've never seen a werewolf before. Ever.

Brainley: ...exactly, and if you want to keep it that way, you'll need anti-werewolf spray.

Cut to a shot of a furry hand opening a fridge door at night. There is a carton of milk in the fridge.

Brainley: Otherwise, you'll end up with werewolves sneaking into your apartment late at night to drink all but the last ounce of milk and then put the near-empty carton back in the fridge!

Cut to a shot of a fur-covered hair brush.

Brainley: They'll borrow your hair brush and leave it covered in fur!

Cut to a shot of sinister, red glowing eyes peering out of a front-loading dryer in the dark.

Brainley: They'll steal socks out of the dryer so you'll be left with incomplete pairs...

Cut to a shot of two sock puppets made to resemble Brainley and Dobbsey. The Dobbsey-sock is talking and the Brainley-sock is frowning.

Brainley: ...and then use them for crude sock puppet shows!

Cut back to a shot of the lab.

Brainley: Your socks could be in peril this very moment!

Dobbsey (annoyed): Okay, okay, fine, I'll try the spray.

Dobbsey suddenly sprouts fur and his eyes start glowing. Brainley peers at the spray can.

Brainley: Wait a minute...This isn't Anti-Werewolf Spray, this is just Werewolf Spray!

Dobbsey: Grrrrrrrrr.....