Title: Things That Might Happen at your WEDDING ON A BOAT.

Three panel comic follows.

First panel is a giant octupus grabbing a barely-visible boat in the water. The pupil of one eye is much larger than the other, giving it a deranged look.

Title: #1: Attacked by SEA MONSTER.

Second panel is the front of the ship about to run into an iceberg.

Dialogue (from offscreen): Funny, the ice sculpture isn't until after the reception.

Dialogue (from offscreen): ...oh.

Title: #2: Collision with ICEBERG.

Third panel is a pirate with tricorn hat, eyepatch, earring, beard, coat, and cravat. A parrot is perched on his shoulder and is wearing a bowtie.

Dialogue from offscreen: Are you with the bride or the groom?

Title: #3: Boarded by PIRATES.