An image of the Christian "fish" logo.

Narrator: Christians have a fish logo. Darwin fans do too. But isn't it time people moved on to something more advanced than a fish?

A similarly-styled image of a frog.

Narrator: Isn't it at least time we moved on to amphibians?

Another logo, this time of a dolphin.

Narrator: For that matter, why not cetaceans?

A logo of a chimp looking thoughtful.

Narrator: Or primates?

A logo of Tux the penguin.

Narrator: Why not start divvying up animals based on interests? The choice for Linux fans seems obvious...

Narrator: And as for webcomic fans...

A logo of T-Rex from Dinosaur Comics. He is in his classic "about to stomp on a house" pose.

Narrator: Well, you get the idea.