Title: Professor Brainley Answers Your Questions!

Brainley is standing next to a pigeon with something attached to its leg.

Brainley: Hello again! Today's question was conveyed to us via carrier pigeon from a reader who asks: "I really like someone, but I'm not sure they even know I exist. What can I do to let them know how I feel?"

Brainley turns to face the audience. The pigeon is now standing on his head and peering downwards.

Brainley: Well, my lovelorn reader, there's an easy way to fix that. First, you'll need several square miles of mylar, a small satellite, and a boombox you can lift over your head. Then...

Cut to a tv channel. The floating video box includes what looks like the sun with a large heart in front of it, and on the top right there is a logo that reads "RNN". A robot sits at a counter and holds a piece of paper, while on the bottom there is a news ticker.

Robot: Top NASA scientists say they now believe the so-called "Total Eclipse of the Heart" was the work of someone who had received bad dating advice...

News Ticker: ...LL ON STRIKE ROBO NEWS NETWORK TICKER ENGINEER STILL O...