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Brainley is watching something on his brain logo-adorned laptop.

Sportscaster: And now England is on the run!

Sound FX: BZZZZZZ

Dobbsey (from offscreen): Hey, the World Cup! Are those vuvuzelas I hear?

Dobbsey walks on screen.

Brainley: Nope!

Sportscaster: For those of you just tuning in, a huge swarm of bees have invaded the field. Just watch those players flee!

Sound FX: BZZZZZZ

Dobbsey: Um. I take it this was your doing?

Brainley turns to Dobbsey.

Brainley: What? Why would you assume that? I mean, yes, naturally the game promoters would be drawn by my football-like physique, but...

Sportscaster: ...and now it looks like a large moose has run out onto the field and is trying to catch the bees one by one with a net!

Sound FX: BZZZZZZ

Brainley turns back to the laptop screen. Dobbsey stares at it.

Brainley: Okay, fine, it was me.

Sound FX: BZZZZZZ