A piece of yellowed paper. On the left top corner:

Title: Brainley's Notebook

On the right top corner, in a handwriting font:

Brainley: Pg 55

Brainley: 2010-07-21

Brainley: Temp 295 K

A sketch in blue pencil of McMoosington wearing pants on his torso, his arms awkwardly sticking out of the legs, head sticking out through what must be a hole in the seat, and zipper undone. Where his pants ought to be, he is wearing a dress shirt. His feet stick out of the shirt collar, while the shirt arms flop out to the side aimlessly. A tie is affixed in the "correct" orientation relative to the shirt by clever use of a tie clip.

Brainley: ANTIPODEAN FASHION

Professor McMoosington decided to optimize for his trip to Australia by putting on his clothes upside-down the day of the flight.