A piece of yellowed paper. On the left top corner:

Title: Brainley's Notebook

On the right top corner, in a handwriting font:

Brainley: Pg 49

Brainley: 2010-09-29

Brainley: Temp 287 K

Below these, centered:

Brainley: BRITISH CROMULENT

A sketch in blue pencil of Brainley consulting a piece of paper while talking to Dobbsey.

Brainley (in the sketch): My research indicates that in order for this experiment to work, I'll have to first overthrow the British monarchy.

Dobbsey: How very Cromwell.

Brainley: Why yes, it is a perfectly cromulent plan!

Dobbsey: Sigh.