A piece of yellowed paper. On the left top corner:

Title: Brainley's Notebook

On the right top corner, in a handwriting font:

Brainley: Pg 46

Brainley: 2011-04-14

Brainley: Temp 278 K

Below these, centered:

Brainley: PLUSH PHLEBOLITH

Brainley: I think I've been reading too much ThinkGeek.

A sketch in blue pencil of a rock with a USB port coming out of it. It is sitting in a pool of some sort of liquid.

The sketch contains the following text beneath it, also in blue:

Text: You can't get blood from a stone, but you can from this plush stone sponge!

Text: Features:

Text: * Comes with free bag of fake blood.

Text: * Also functions as USB thumb drive.