Brainley and Dobbsey are in the lab. Brainley is glaring at his BrainBook laptop.

Brainley: Argh! all The reference sites I normally use are down to protest SOPA and PIPA. How am I supposed to look up important physical constants now?

Dobbsey: Well, I suppose you could rederive them experimentally.

Brainley looks up and partly closes the laptop lid.

Brainley: Good idea. I'll need a kilo of C4, half a liter of aqua regia, and a rubber duck.

Brainley turns back to the (now once again fully open) laptop.

Dobbsey: ...on second thought maybe we should just go to the university library instead.

Brainley: Libraries are insufficiently explosive for my tastes.