Comic Transcript

Brainley and Dobbsey are on screen. Brainley is standing next to a box containing ping pong balls and two ping pong paddles. Dobbsey is facing Brainley.

The side of the box reads:

Contents: 2x paddles, 24 ping pong balls, 1x grenade

Dobbsey: Look, I'm sorry, but I'm just not interested in playing explosive russian roulette ping pong.