Professor Brainley is standing facing the audience. There is a badger on his head.

Brainley: Hi, I'm Professor Brainley.

Brainley: You may be wondering, "Brainley, why is there a badger on your head?"

Brainley: Well, the answer is simple.

Brainley: It's a science badger.

Brainley: It's how you can tell I'm a scientist.