Outside a door. Over the name plaque “Apt e^pi” there is a sign taped up that reads “Temporary Lab One.”
Brainley (from behind the door): I’ve found it! Ive found it!
Cut to room interior. There is a gray wall in the distance.
Dobbsey: The Higgs boson?
Brainley: What? No. My wallet. It was under the couch cushions.
Brainley: See, it was sitting *next* to the Higg-
Dobbsey: Wait, there’s a couch?
Brainley: Um, yes?
Dobbsey: There’s a COUCH?!?
Brainley: Yes, but, see, it...
Dobbsey: I’ve just been sitting on the floor.
Brainley: I have to admit this is not the punchline I had anticipated.