Brain Comics for 2026-03-17

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Brainley is standing in front of a tall device with four inverted bear-shaped honey bottles gently spinning in a sort of carousel formation.

Brainley: Tired of honey stuck in the bottle?

Brainley: Me too! But I've got an easy fix.

The device spins so quickly that the bears become a blur. A bear blur.

Brainley: A CENTRIFUGE!

The entire lab, and Brainley, is covered in honey. The bears are missing; the wires they hung from lay still. Dobbsey pokes his head in unscathed.

Dobbsey: What happened to your little bears?

Brainley: They all failed astronaut training.

New comics intermittently. (We hope. Maybe.)

Brain Comics #318 originally published 2026-03-17.