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In-orbit view of the Earth. A large billboard is orbiting.

Brainley (as narrator): Space: For eons, man has yearned to leave his mark amongst the stars. Behold, my own contribution: A geosynchronous taxidermist.

Cut to shot of Brainley and Dobbsey speaking in the lab.

Dobbsey: Wait. It's in space? What kind of customers are you expecting?

Cut to shot of large bearded man with one arm outstretched dramatically. He is muscular and shirtless, and appears to have two stars on his shoulders and another three on his belt.

Orion: Hark, it is I, Orion! Who amongst you mortals shall preserve my mighty three-headed space buck?