Brainley is wearing a tennis visor.

Brainley: Looking to brighten up your backswing? Look no further than my new laser tennis racket! Let's watch.

Action: Tennis balls fly at racket with lasers for strings, but they are incinerated as they pass through, leaving nothing but smoke.

Cut back to Brainley, who is no longer wearing the visor.

Brainley: Did I say tennis racket? Because what I meant to say was garbage disposal attachment! Yeah, that's it.

Brainley: Really.