Brainley is in a market booth wearing an old-fashioned carnival barker's hat. The booth is full of t-shirts.

Brainley: Come one, come all! Step right up and buy a nonconformist t-shirt.

Brainley: Now, I realize you can buy nonconformist t-shirts anywhere. That's the problem with nonconformity - it's become a commodity. But I guarantee you that each and every one of the shirts sold here is unique! No single shirt is alike!

A kid in a baseball cap walks up, holding out one of the shirts.

Kid: Hey, mister, these shirts suck! The front's just a barcode.

Brainley: Come one, come all! Vertical lines never looked better!