Brainley is wearing a campaigning hat.

Brainley: In the interest of re-testing old fables, I have decided to hold a race between a tortoise and a hare!

Dobbsey: I think this one was already settl-

Brainley (interrupting): A political race!

Cut to shot of tortoise and hare standing at podiums at a debate.

McMoosington (as moderator): Tortoise, how would respond to allegations you are soft on terror?

Tortoise: Soft? Hardly. Look at my shell. Solid as a rock.