Brainley is standing with a squid on his head. Dobbsey walks in.

Dobbsey: Professor, I've been going over these latest results, and I...uh...

Dobbsey stops.

Brainley: Yes?

Dobbsey: You have a squid. On your HEAD. AGAIN.

Brainley: Quite! It's my latest invention - hair squids! They're squids that act as hair clips.

Dobbsey: I don't know how to break this to you, but...you don't have any hair.

Brainley: Pfft. You're just jealous of my fashion sense.