Brainley and Dobbsey are still at the beach.

Brainley: You know what's wrong with this country?

Dobbsey: Failing health care system, sensationalist media, corru-

Brainley (interrupting): The recent and precipitous decline in the number of boy bands!

Dobbsey: You know, I really don't think tha-

Brainley: But, not to worry - I've devised a system to turn even the most inanimate of entities into singing sensations!

Cut to shot of three buoys floating in the water.

Brainley (offscreen): So folks, put your hands together for... the beach buoys!