Brainley is sitting and wearing a turban with fan blades attached.

Brainley: Behold, the latest in personal power generation: the wind turban!

The fan blades start spinning.

Sound FX: Whirr

A fan blade catches on a strand of turban.

Sound FX: Snag!

...and on another.

Sound FX: Snag! Snag! Torque!

Brainley is launched into the air, spinning and orbiting a focal point halfway between himself and the turban.

Brainley: Did I say power generation? I meant personal centrifuge.