Sound FX: Fwoosh

Cut to a shot of a dark basement. A full-length mirror leans against one corner, a coat rack/hatstand in another corner, behind some boxes. The door opens, and someone reaches inside holding a lantern.

Shop Proprietor: Eh, wot's that then? Sounded like something fell back here. Bloody shoddy crates...

Zoom in on the shop proprietor's face. He is an old man, and is shocked.

Shop Proprietor: Gyah!

Cut to a shot of the door.

Sound FX: Faint! Thud!

Brainley looks in the mirror, still wearing the goggles and the exosuit.

Brainley grabs a coat and hat from the coat rack and dons them.

Brainley: You'd think he'd never seen a college professor before.