Brainley is standing on a desk, wearing sunglasses and a large, green military commander hat. A placard in front of him reads "Generalissimo P. Brainley, PhD, Dictator".

Brainley: And so, after single-handedly inventing the railroad, the railroad monopoly, the pudding daiquiri, and the military coup, I shall now conquer this puny world.

Everything goes black. Yellow-green pixelated text comes up on screen - an arcade display. It reads: "CREDIT 0 / TIME 000 / GAME OVER / INSERT $0.25"

Zoom out to a view of the desert.

Brainley (off in the distance): #^%*$!!!