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Brainley's top hat is now sitting on the ground with an "OUT TO LAUNCH" sign leading against it in front of it.

Title: Professor Brainley's New Year's Resolutions

Title: Resolution #2: Repair the walk-in freezer.

Cut to a shot of a puddle with a sign in front reading "DO NOT TOUCH / ICE SCULPTURE PROJECT".

Title: Resolution #1: Make a resolution-writing machine for next New Year's.

Cut to a zoom of what appears to be a pocket calculator with large buttons. The display reads: "ENTER SELECTION". The four buttons visible are "PUDDING", "LASERS", "SQUID", and "BACON".