Brainley is wearing a top hat.

Title: Professor Brainley's New Year's Resolutions

Brainley: Don't you have something else you could be doing? I know I do.

Title: Resolution #4: Figure out who replaced the fume hood with a disco ball.

Cut to a shot of a glittering disco ball hanging over a giant cloud of smoke.

Title: Resolution #3: Invest in a label-maker.

Cut to a shot of a shelf full of Erlenmeyer flasks full of various colors of liquid. On the top shelf there are two labels, "Explodey Things" and "Tasty Beverages". It is unclear which flasks belong to which label. The shelf below that features the label "Squid Repellent."