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Narrator: Still on hold with the universe...

Brainley is still on the phone.

Phone: ...if you are currently experiencing an Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen paradox and wish to lodge a complaint, please measure the quantum state of your phone now.

Phone: To find out if free will exists, please press any number but three right now. Or three, if you want. Surprise us!

Dobbsey enters the panel.

Phone: Otherwise, please stay on the line and a representative will be with you shortly.

Brainley: I hate these automated systems. Why can't I just talk to a person?

Dobbsey: Celestial being.

Brainley: Whatever.

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Brain Comics #173 originally published 2009-04-03.

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