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Title: BRAIN COMICS PASSOVER

The Dean, McMoosington, Brainley, and Dobbsey are sitting at a table floating above the ground. There is a plate of matzo, three nondescript bowls of stuff (of the green, brown, and cream-colored variety), and a small bowl of some glowing green substance. The Dean is holding a piece of matzo.

McMoosington: What's with those big crackers?

Dean: Brainley was in charge of the bread, and he hasn't been allowed near yeast since the gene-splicing incident last year.

McMoosington: Oh. And why is the horseradish glowing green?

Brainley: It's very....fresh!

McMoosington: Yay! So what's with all the dip?

Dobbsey: Fewer dirty dishes this way.

McMoosington: Oh. And would that be why the table is hovering, then?

Brainley: Hey, don't look at me. It was like that when I found it.