A piece of yellowed paper. On the left top corner:

Title: Brainley's Notebook

On the right top corner, in a handwriting font:

Brainley: Pg 21

Brainley: 2009-07-15

Brainley: Temp 291 K

A sketch in blue pencil of a penguin standing at a lectern. The penguin is wearing glasses and a mortarboard cap, and has one flipper raised with the other resting on the lectern.

Penguin: From now on, students caught plagiarizing will be forced to T.A. Professor Brainley's "Lasers, Radioactive Materials, and High Explosives" lab section.

And the following notes to the bottom of the sketch, also in a handwriting font:

Brainley: DIDACTIC PENGUINS

Brainley: Today I cut a deal with the English department.