Brain Comics for 2010-11-11

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Exterior. Some vague building shapes, and an ATC tower in the background. A large sign that reads: UNIVERSITY AIRPORT / Try our new hover-tram!

Cut to an interior shot of an airport security screening station. A plastic bin on a conveyer belt slides towards an x-ray machine, watched over by a TSA droid. Next to it is a metal detector, and between the two, hanging from the ceiling is a sign: ALL PASSENGERS MUST SUBMIT TO CRANIAL EXAM. Brainley and Dobbsey are standing next to the plastic bin.

Brainley: Ugh, I hate this part.

Zoom in on Brainley. A TSA droid has bent down to talk to him.

Droid: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to open your head for the mandatory brain audit.

Brainley: ...what? I am a brain. You're lookin' at it. The real deal. What exactly do you want me to open?

The droid waves an arm menacingly.

Droid: A wise guy, huh? Look, do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?

Brainley: I have no idea what you're asking me.

Droid (shouting): I'VE GOT A TROUBLEMAKER HERE! BRING OUT THE HARASS-O-SCOPE!

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The TSA droids first appeared in Brain Comics #187.

New comics intermittently. (We hope. Maybe.)

Brain Comics #258 originally published 2010-11-11.

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