Dobbsey: Happy Squidsgiving!
Brainley: Happy Squidsgiving!
Dobbsey: Say, Professor, in all your experiments with parallel realities, did you ever find one with a different holiday on february 14th?
Brainley: Just one, but it was very gruesome. Lots of blood and organs.
Dobbsey: Ah, best not to talk about it then.
Brainley: Really not.